yes, it turns out i am a dorkbutt. i forgot that i worked for the last-minute lame asses of the universe. of course they came through in the ninth inning and paid fer my damn seminar. probably because i walked around the last 2 days with a scowl. and i wasn’t singing. that’s always a sign that something is terribly wrong. my songs, like commercial jingles, oft pollute the air. it’s very odd if i don’t have a song du jour, and let me tell you, they ain’t no cradlesongs neither.
hey, that’s how i communicate.
sorry for the major bellyache of yesterday, but i decided that my word furrows are not for editing or making nice for the reader. entertaining, maybe. honied, not so much.
…a bit romantic at times, daydreamy, when i get to looking into the wild blue yonder of tomorrow’s farm that i’ll be a’buyin.
but anyway.
to make a startling confession, i would have to admit here in front of god and everyone, that i am in fact - a major horndog.
as far as actually doing stuff with other people in the realms of sexual activity, well that i try to avoid. just want to preserve my physical and mental health. back in the day i wasn’t so discreet, just lucky.
i’m often tempted to write about my personal sexual feelings. but then i don’t.
wouldn’t want to trouble deaf heaven with my wigless cries.
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