- fierce
- tussah
- tempt
- slumber
- tabacosis
- tableau
- influence
Today I don’t feel like writing, but gold dern it, I’m going to write. I’ll not artlush, though I like that idea a lot. Movielush. Photolush.
I bared my breasts on youtube.
In case you’re wondering, here’s a few definitions:
Tussah : Oriental moth that produces brownish silk
I have no clue how to work that into a story. Well, I do, but I want to tell you about my home redecoration project. A fierce decorator would be on her way to IKEA for this project, but Target is a mere 10 minutes by car from my house, so I just can’t bring myself to drive out to IKEA, though it tempts.
I’m going to go to IKEA for the big things. I need a desk in my office, and a futon frame. One to pile crap on. I don’t want crap on this desk. I want a crap desk.
But then again, I could probably buy a crap desk for $40 on craigslist, and get it delivered.
You get home from IKEA, you got work on your hands. You got a bunch of crap on your desk.
I totally didn’t know tableau! Here it is:
Tableau (tableaux plural)
1. A group of people attractively arranged (as if in a painting)
2. Any dramatic scene
That’s so cool. Only the French gonna think that up. Even though I’m sure it’s on the tip of TV photographer’s thick and sensuous lips. We’re doing a diaper commercial Betty, for cryin’ out loud. Can’t you just round up an infant tableau from the daycare center downstairs? And Betty’s all, I can’t just snap my fingers and bring you infant tableaux (she incorrectly hisses out the x). And then Deb corrects her, You don’t like pronounce exes in French, dude.
Tussah tussah! I always get caught up in the words themselves, and forget about the meaning. But then again, there’s them that gets caught up in the meaning and forget there’s a craft to this here thing.
Hallelujah tabacosis is not in WordWeb. Okay, let me do some body-building and heft the Oxford abridged. Which reminds me, I bought the CD version of the OED, paid $200 no less, on e-bay, and that CD went bad. I should mewl the merchant, if I can find the merchant. I bought this software when I had no real income to speak of. I almost had to sneak in the purchase – past MYSELF – hard to do when you’re a sole income type. I had to be like, this is for my soul, this is IMPORTANT. And then this other part was like, yeah, but spending beyond your means dude, that’s like NOT COOL. And so on. Bought it. It went foul. The end.
Tabacosis. Must have to do with tobacco, but it’s all misspelled and shit. Lets see. Dude, on the way to tabacosis, I found this rather attravctive photo of Liz Taylor. If, like Marilyn Monroe, she had died just after that photo was taken, she would’ve gone down in history as a babe, but I’m afraid she’s going down as a fat-lipped diamond-studded idiota. Wait, I think she’s an idiot. Is she? I really don’t know! I certainly don’t ever hear about her joining up with the likes of Brad Pitt to end world hunger or anything.
Tabby. Oh how sweet. Dude, definition 4 of tabby amuses:
A type of concrete made of lime, shells, gravel, and stones that dries very hard.
Tabacosis. Frick, it’s not in my abridged Oxford! I wish I were under the influence!
Can I kvetch about something totally unrelated? I installed AIM today, and it FUCKED the fonts in firefox, and no amount of tweaking doth soothe.
So, one google later, Tabacosis turns out to be tobacco poisoning. If I had known that, I would have gone off on such a different tangent. But now, this vector leads to a mattress, a comforter, pillows.
Last night I dreamt I was on another planet! The people there were basically the same as Earthlings—pretty suspicious I think> drat there goes my keyboard> I was saying< they were like us> then this annoying little girl started following me around> a real brat> I couldn”t shake her>
kinesis board seems to pick up on my feelings and act out< especially as concerns punctuation> so< time to say gnight readers< but let me give you your words for manana:
Tabernacle
Marilyn Monroe
Hillock
Carrion
Dry cleaner
Ex-husband
Hypotenuse