I have updated the site to now just be for me and Emily. So there. Nyah.

Well, no hard feelings. It was originally for us and now it is again. Aw, just the two of us.

If you are, by some odd chance, one of the slim percentage of Earthlings who signed up during the long stretch of time that the site was open to registrations and gathering dust, please be happy to know that you have not been here in some time so we have moved on without you. If you did write something, we have saved it, if for some reason you want it back. Otherwise, your account was deleted. Thank you and goodnight.

P.S. A new design is coming soon. It will involve even more silliness.