Today’s Words: vein carrion gorgonzola spark passable catamount otter I would never eat carrion with cheese. Gorgonzola? Blue? No, please! If I were to partake My stomach might break. (I admit I can be hard to please.) A passable exception is otter, Which might be alright with some cheddar; But give me a catamount, And [...]

There once was a girl who loved candy She told all she met it was dandy But the girl from next door Loved yoga on floors And found solace in eating things sandy. The candy-loving girl was in shock How could anyone want to lick rocks? They’re salty and rough No sweetness, no fluff! She’d [...]

Today’s Words: ore strata lazarette ex-husband windless limerick soup If I were a rock, I could eat ore soup for breakfast. I would comment on my strata and show off my bulging metamorphic … oh drat, I don’t know enough geological lingo to finish that sentence with proper metaphorical jargon. I’ll try a limerick. There [...]