Today’s Words:
vein
carrion
gorgonzola
spark
passable
catamount
otter

I would never eat carrion with cheese.
Gorgonzola? Blue? No, please!
If I were to partake
My stomach might break.
(I admit I can be hard to please.)

A passable exception is otter,
Which might be alright with some cheddar;
But give me a catamount,
And your Visa account,
And I’ll make you a meal so much better.

The last thing to discuss are the veins,
Which must be removed with the brains.
My mom would always state:
“If you don’t eviscerate,”
You will ruin the most succulent remains.”

The candy-loving girl was in shock
How could anyone want to lick rocks?
They’re salty and rough
No sweetness, no fluff!
She’d sooner dine on old socks.

So she coated a lobster in honey
And rolled sugar around an old bunny
The neighbor ate well
She danced and felt swell !
And bought candy with all of her money.

Dawn sent me this Cotton Candy pic last night

Today’s Words:
ore
strata
lazarette
ex-husband
windless
limerick
soup

If I were a rock, I could eat ore soup for breakfast. I would comment on my strata and show off my bulging metamorphic … oh drat, I don’t know enough geological lingo to finish that sentence with proper metaphorical jargon.

I’ll try a limerick.

There once was a girl from New York,
Who everyone thought was a dork.
She hated jelly beans,
But loved turnip greens,
And lived in a house made of pork.

She fell in love with a man from out West,
But he slowly became quite depressed.
He couldn’t be happy;
He always felt crappy;
He had no more zing, no more zest.

He began to resemble a mouse,
So his life she finally did douse.
She was glad to be free;
She made some mint tea,
And got back to work on her house.

Ok then.